Why did new years come so early?
It ran to the next year!
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug!
what do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book!
What kind of key opens up a banana?
A Monkey!
Whats the best thing you can put in a chocolate cake?
Your Teeth!
How do you make a lemon dorp?
Jest let it go!
What do you call a sick alligator?
An illigator!
What do you call a baby whale?
A little squirt!
Why was the student yelling in the library?
To get kicked out!
Why did the
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